Survival Kit - Growing Old
Materials required below.
Make this creative gift for a friend.
Purchase a small gift bag and fill with the items below, along with a label explaining each token.
Growing Old Survival Kit
Bran -To keep you regular.
Whistle -For when you fall down and can't get up.
Glasses - For when your eyesight goes.
Sugar -For extra energy.
Extra Hair -In case yours drops out.
Tooth Pick -To prop your eyes open so you don't fall a sleep.
Rubber Band -To give you your flexibility back.
Panadol -For those extra aches and pains.
Teeth -For when yours all fall out.
Matchstick -To put the fire back into your life.
Doll's Chair -To remind you to sit and take it easy.
By Shellie Wilson. Shellie is the chief creative editor for Craftbits.
i'm going to give this to my best friend for her 14th birthday. I always give her gag gifts and this is perfect! we'll be laughing about this all summer!
i like this alot...my mom is getting this one for x-mas..haha.. thanks for the great ideas!!
I have prepared a similiar bag for dads with:
a miniature crossword puzzle-let this be the only cross word you have today,
a mint sweet- you and I were mint to be,
worry beads but it will be ok at the end (last bead has letters "OK" printed on it.
I agree ... very rude.
I'm planning a 50th birthday party for my DH in September. This is going to be the perfect gag gift.
it's gonna be funny giving it to a 40 yr old and below, but not to a 50 and above! Can I give it to my teenage friends?
it seems a bit rude to me, I know I wouldn't feel comfortable giving it to my grandparents
ha!! hillarious!!
had a great laugh
i love this. i am giving it to my dad for his 42nd bday. hahahahahaha. thanks
this is very funny im sending these off to all my friends!