Survival Kit - Growing Old
Materials required below.
Make this creative gift for a friend.
Purchase a small gift bag and fill with the items below, along with a label explaining each token.
Growing Old Survival Kit
Bran -To keep you regular.
Whistle -For when you fall down and can't get up.
Glasses - For when your eyesight goes.
Sugar -For extra energy.
Extra Hair -In case yours drops out.
Tooth Pick -To prop your eyes open so you don't fall a sleep.
Rubber Band -To give you your flexibility back.
Panadol -For those extra aches and pains.
Teeth -For when yours all fall out.
Matchstick -To put the fire back into your life.
Doll's Chair -To remind you to sit and take it easy.
i'm going to give this to my best friend for her 14th birthday. I always give her gag gifts and this is perfect! we'll be laughing about this all summer!
i like this alot...my mom is getting this one for x-mas..haha.. thanks for the great ideas!!
I have prepared a similiar bag for dads with:
a miniature crossword puzzle-let this be the only cross word you have today,
a mint sweet- you and I were mint to be,
worry beads but it will be ok at the end (last bead has letters "OK" printed on it.
I agree ... very rude.
I'm planning a 50th birthday party for my DH in September. This is going to be the perfect gag gift.
it's gonna be funny giving it to a 40 yr old and below, but not to a 50 and above! Can I give it to my teenage friends?
it seems a bit rude to me, I know I wouldn't feel comfortable giving it to my grandparents
ha!! hillarious!!
had a great laugh
i love this. i am giving it to my dad for his 42nd bday. hahahahahaha. thanks
this is very funny im sending these off to all my friends!