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February 28, 2005

Journalistic optimism on Bihar?

I am not too fond of the state of Bihar in India, and I wrote about it once before here. In the last few weeks, I have been reading with great interest about the assembly election coverage on the state. I was hoping that some party/candidate will rise above the petty politics of casteism /religion/fiefdom and do something about the mess that Bihar is. It is probably a pipe dream but I think it can be done.

Going through the field reports filed by enthusiastic journalist, I happened to come across a shoddy piece. Shekhar Gupta in the Indian Express writes that Bihar is no different from the rest of the country and that most people have come to accept the state of Bihar as fait-accompli, expecting bad roads, kidnappings and lack of law and order. He writes:

"It is just that Bihar has got such bad press and for so long that you expect to be kidnapped within hours of landing here, and when that doesn’t happen you begin to feel smug"

First, he is a journalist on a short trip to cover the elections. Who will want to kidnap him? Second, Bihar has got such bad press because it deserves it.

"I can take you to parts of Ahmedabad — one of our most prosperous cities — that can beat Patna any time, particularly if you were to devise an index of urban rottenness based on the stink of human excreta."

True. But why just Ahemdabad, any Indian city will suffice in this context. This is not a Bihari trait, it is Indian.

"Also, on reputation alone, you do not expect to see any roads at all. But as you step out of the airport, the look-feel is that of any other cantonment town."

Yes, the airport has good roads. The good roads lead from the airport to the present day CM's house. The rest of Bihar does not have any roads.

"But where else can you have a string of Muharram processions, with the devout cutting and slashing themselves, assaulting each other with hockey sticks, chains and hooks in mourning for Husain, splashing blood all over the chock-a-block street that they share with Hindu wedding processions in perfect peace and harmony?"

Actually through out India! I know and have seen it in several places in India, including Rajasthan, Delhi, Karnataka and Hyderabad. But the point is, is it ok to replace religious tolerance with casteist clashes? Or lack of education, water, electricity, roads, governance?

"But the fact is, there is a certain decency, patience, cultured-ness, a tolerance of the other in Bihar, that you won’t see anywhere — at least in the north."

Hmm. I don't agree that Bihar is any better than any other states in terms of decency. Ok, I do agree that North is worse as far as tolerance towards women is concerned.

Finally, what gets me really annoyed is where Shekhar compares Ranjit Don, an in-jail candidate for these elections with Netaji Subhas Bose:

"What was Ranjit Don selling? He was selling an ambition, the only hope a young Bihari has today. Education, a degree that will get him of Bihar, to some place where jobs are"

"If you wanted to be facetious, you could see an echo of Netaji Subhas Bose’s old promise of freedom if you gave him blood. Ranjit Don could then be saying, tum mujhe vote do, main tumhein degree doonga."

"what the don represents is the yearning of a new Bihar, where a good degree is synonymous with azadi."

Huh? Bah-Humbug! What a piece of rot. Comparing, even facetiously, Netaji Subash Chandra Bose to a person who leaked CAT papers and gave away false medical degrees, is a blunder of monumental proportions. I wonder if Shekhar would feel the same way if a doc on one of these fake degrees treats him. The don doesn't represent the yearning of a new Bihar, he represents everything that is wrong with Bihar. If people elect him and he wins, then it shows that Bihar is even worse that I thought and that nothing will change in the near future. So are people going to elect him to get fake degrees and leaked CAT papers?

It seems that I am the only one who thinks that this piece by Shekhar was nonsense. Amit Verma, reports on it without offering comment while another blogger supports his view with his own analysis.

I stayed for four years in Bihar, and there are facets of that life that can only be understood by living there, not by passing through it or reading about them. Live for atleast one year in that state and you will understand why it is worse off than other parts of India. I yearn for it to progress and to get out of the state that it is in, but I don't know how. I wish I did.


February 24, 2005

Google down?

I just ran a query on Google and it came up with all sorts of weird messages, and then after third attempt, I got the following screen:

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So used to using Google, I never thought I would ever get an error like this.

February 20, 2005

With extreme prejudice - Bride and Prejudice

I never thought that one day I will see an almost mainstream Bollywood movie in a normal cinema full of non-Indian audience.

It was very funny and very enjoyable.

Bride and Prejudice works because of its stereotypes and caricatures. Please don't expect to see a faithful Jane Austen reproduction, on whose work it is based. It's a mix of over the top Bollywood melodrama and Hollywood expectations.

Aishwarya Rai, the ex-Miss World, is a disappointment in the acting department. She is very pretty, but looks very plastic. Her romantic scenes with Martin Henderson are very contrived and painful to watch. In comparison, her sisters in the movie, especially, Namrata Shriodkar, come out loooking better.

I cringed at the sight of gospel singers, lifesavers and surfers singing to the tune of Bollywood. Some of the songs were very chessy because they were sung in English and they just didn't seem right.

The scenes in Amritsar are the best, especially the ones involving Mr. Kohli and Mrs. Bakshi. The Cobra dance was hillarious.

Good fun.

February 11, 2005

Aishwarya Rai needs a stylist

After looking at some of the photographs of Aishwarya Rai doing the rounds of New York, Cannes and London, I am sure of one thing.

The beautiful ex-Miss World needs a stylist.

She looks garish, uncomfortable and a doe caught in headlights. This is her in London, in Cannes and now in New York, in what can only be described as a throwaway dress made out of 80s style puffy shirt (in Gold!!!!).

I hope she does well (and I will be going to see her in Bride and Prejudice), but if her aim is to break into the American market, she needs a better publicist and stylist than the ones that she may have now.

J2ME tutorial at java.net

The first part of my J2ME tutorial has been posted at java.net. Yeaaahh!

There are approximately 9 parts in this series that I am writing for java.net with roughly a week between each.

February 09, 2005

Fax Spam

We went to the doctors this morning. While waiting in the reception area, we could hear the fax behind the receptionist going off endlessly. We thought that it must be some poor patients records coming in till the receptionist got up with a sigh, turned to look at the faxes, gave another deliberate sigh and tore those faxes and threw them in the wastepaper basket.

When the next fax came in, she swore and muttered something like "bloody idiots". This time, we looked up, and she saw us looking at her, and that gave her the audience.

She picked up the fax and showed it to us. It was a fax from a car dealer for an irresistible car deal with a 1800 number to call back. Totally unsolicited, totally fake and totally endless.

Totally fax spam.

February 07, 2005

The truth about cricket

Amit Verma (who is also the writer of a cricket blog on cricket.org) has written an excellent analysis of why he thinks India is considered a one-sport syndrome.

All these years, I had no idea why I was rooting for Dravid to be dismissed. Or maybe, I have just lost interest in cricket overall. I am excited by Twenty-20 cricket though. Maybe it's the fast-food version of cricket that I crave for my fast-food life.

The Gym - Week 2

Joining the gym has its drawbacks. I get less and less time for doing personal stuff, like updating this blog.

One week on, here are my measurements.

Weight: 74 Kgs
Waist: 88 cms
Arms: 31.5 cms

There is definite improvement, much to the disdain of Shellie. It is amazing how good you start to feel when your stomach doesn't seem bloated all the time. We also had the gym people draw up a plan of exercise for us last week. It is pure pain, but if it works results, I am all for it.